Lol. Swimming in front of a crowd is always fun
Practice makes perfect - thats the best advice I can give. I suggest you remount 3+ times every time you paddle until you can nail a remount in sloppy, reflected wave conditions. Not just at the beginning either. I was following small waves (2-3') inside the break since the ocean was flat and the tide was high and got clobbered by one finally and had to remount after a night of good surfing. I was pretty tired and the remount was significantly more difficult than usual for me. I think I need to start doing a few pushups for more body lifting strength. (I was knowingly going inside and riding the face until it was vertical, fun times! normally bad practice, but the ocean was dead flat and the
break was small. I am actually impressed how vertical a wave can get and still ride it and bail off if you have a good brace)
I really want a boat with carry handles, but for the exact reason you say, i would only want one with INTERNAL handles that are molded directly into the bucket walls. Its a cheap cop out to just bolt handles onto the side rails. I am sure its much harder and more $ to mold them in, but for the exact reason you say, I dislike top-rail mounted handles.
Epic, Stellar, everyone else, give me NO handles or molded recessed handles. The screw on handles are just problems waiting to happen.