Go green!

Well, sort of.

New Werner paddles

Pity they don't make wings.....

I detest this Green movement. I'd much rather see it brown. Brown is: the natural color of things that move. Green just sits there, absorbing nutrients. Brown gets stuff done. Brown hunts with skill. Brown is: the shadow in the dark that takes the game swiftly, silently, efficiently. Brown is: the color of the surf skier in the sun. Brown is: the wild animal within every strong, energetic man and woman. Brown is: a perfectly prepared slab of grass-fed meat that provides protein and energy. Brown is: the abundant electricity that has been (up ‘till now) ever-present that powers this computer and most everything else in our homes and businesses. Brown is: the deeds and accomplishments we do that provides us with dough. Brown is: the things we have that make life easier and more rewarding to live. Brown is my hard working work-truck that takes me, my wife, and our stuff where ever we want to go, near and far, far away, all in fine haste. Brown is the nutrient-rich dirt that enables plants to be green. And brown, well, brown is the natural color of an easy, satisfying movement, emanating fine plopping sounds from the commode. Green…. green doesn’t belong to any of these things. Green represents chains that attempt to bind my hands, feet, and ambitions. Down with green.

Another one of the disappearing posts.

Rob?

Brown is the colour of the bits of slimy lettuce in the bottom of the fridge.

Brown is the wine that you should have drunk while it was still red.

Brown is the colour of the pollution haze over the son (in cities other than my own)

Rust is brown. I hope that's not why your truck is that colour, Greg!

Brown is the colour white undies go when they should have been retired a year ago.

Brown is the colour of leaves when they have lost their function and their life.

Underwater weed and tree roots and rocks are brown. "Ow", the middle bit of brown, is the sound you make when you hit the latter two.

Brown is the colour of things that move. Cockroaches are very brown and move very fast.

Men and women, no matter how strong and energetic, are not brown inside.

general rule if your food is green its gone off.

Who cares,this is a far more entertaining topic now than the original.

Perhaps MarieSki does not like the values of "Brown"? All is not lost. Oh well, Marieski just doesn't have any wild animal within her. How sad.
Green is the goo that pours out of that big cockroach I just shot. The 'roach is quite slow now, and not so brown.

So RAB, what was the original thread's intent?

Hey Doug, you shoot roaches! Is that just because North Carolina builds them so big? Or you are too kindhearted to shoot anything else?

Go buy a bag of skittles....."taste the rainbow"

The original thread title referred to a paddle manufacturer using the leftover bits of fibre from Airbus manufacture to make their paddles.
So, green, sort of...




But this is way better.


Yellow.

MarieSki: Yes, and yes. Actually, roaches are good shootin' practice. Though, not in the house, please. Our big cats (all five of 'em) are always on roach patrol, so roaches are very rare around here. I love target shooting. Especially looooong range targets. Big, brown moving targets get a pass. If I'm not hungry.

Yellow!??! Here we go...

I bet those carbon scraps from Airbus are bigger than just mere bits and pieces to a small boat builder... most likely all prepreg stuff, too! How fun!